Jokes about dating older people
The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. Johnny says, "I was two hours early today so I had time to fish in the pond on my way to school. If I didn't clean it and freeze it, my mom would've been angry. The teacher promptly takes him to the principal's office and explains the story to the principal.
He will tell Johnny a lie so big that he will never tell another one. The principal tells Johnny about his own trip to school that day.
I’ll take your shit to the closet cause dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey! Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?