Jokes about dating older people

20-Jul-2017 00:20

The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. Johnny says, "I was two hours early today so I had time to fish in the pond on my way to school. If I didn't clean it and freeze it, my mom would've been angry. The teacher promptly takes him to the principal's office and explains the story to the principal.

He will tell Johnny a lie so big that he will never tell another one. The principal tells Johnny about his own trip to school that day.

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